she was smelly.
although she loved the other meer's,
she was very jelly cos they weren't smelly.

There was once a meerkat named Shelley
She was a grey-brown colour like all others of her species.
But she was different, coz she liked to watch some telly,
And went on joyrides in tiny Mitsubishis.

There once was a meerkat named Shelly
She was a grey-brown colour like all others of her species
And her best friend’s name was Sally
Sally’s star sign was Piscies
Together they would dily-dally
Away from pieces
Of fishy Dally.

Sorry it’s not that great

One day a couple of burglars,
came and stole her burgers,
she got last night
from McDonalds.

The next day she found,
on the ground,
a voucher for ten free burgers!

Whoopee!
She cried,
but alas,
it expired last week!!!!

There once was a meerkat named Shelley,
Who unfortunately was quite smelly.
Her fur was grey-brown,
She stank up the town,
So they all kicked her out and watched telly.